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A very accurate and new measurement scale used to measure the hotness/attractiveness of a man or woman. It's an acronym: F stands for Face, A stands for Aura (personality, how they carry themselves, etc), B stands for Body (figure, boobs, rump, etc.). Each letter is given a number out of 10, ending either with a number out of thirty or something like this: 7F-5A-9B.
Boy #1: Ok, what about Jennifer Aniston?
Boy #2: On the FAB scale, 8F-9A-7B. If you're referring to the "Friends" era, 9-B.
stingy jewish girl with IBS-D and a windy personality
Sarah Silverman is a koosch.
A devilishly handsome, silver-tongued womanizing predator, who's secretly a herpes-infested garbage dump.
Sexy Woman 1: Ooh, who's that sexy beast?
Sexy Woman 2: Don't even go there; that thunderpickle gave me herpes.
A beautiful and voluptuous woman with a round, freckled ass, like a chocolate chip cookie. Commonly used as a catcall by desperate, lonely men.
Hey, cookietoots, come sit on my lap!