Blackmaxx

An advanced form of jelqing which involves blowtorching ones penis in the attempt to turn it black and growing it to the size of a BBC.

My doctor gave me a prescription of painkillers. Now I can blackmaxx all I want.

Turboing

An advanced form of jelqing

The act of tying one end of a rope to ones penis and the other to a vehicle, then using the vehicle to pull the rope and stretch the penis.

I’m still sore from all that turboing we did yesterday.

Goosing

Ejaculating whilst jelqing.

I goosed so hard last night I almost passed out, I was shooting ropes! W sesh.

Goosing is always a great finish to a jelqing session.

goosing

The act of ejaculating after a jelq session.

I goosed like crazy yesterday. Shooting ropes is my favorite end to a jelq session.

Them: what do you enjoy doing after a long jelq sesh?
Me: Goosing has become my new favorite jelq conclusion.