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luedde too

Upon completion of receiving a luedde, the additional act or step, which includes the barber massaging the bald mans head with his testicles after they have been shaved, soaked in ice for at least 5 minutes, and then dipped in cocoa-butter to create the perfect bald mans shine.

Upon returning home from the office my wife noticed something different about me. She noticed a little extra jump in my step. She said, "you look great honey, did you happen to get the luedde too today?"

by jengajoe April 15, 2011


luedde

The act of applying a thin layer of shit to a bald man's head, letting it dry, and removing it like car wax with the bald man's soiled underwear.

When walking into the barbershop I asked for the luedde.

by jengajoe November 16, 2010

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