slut butler

A designated member of a group who is responsible for keeping the promiscuous individuals from doing something they will regret later. The slut butler is usually designated when the group is out at a bar or club while consuming alcohol. Only he/she is allowed to let the other members make the sexual mistakes that are inevitable.

"Who let the dirty slut out of the slut house?"

When a slutty friend wants to go hit on a guy and has to get the nod from the slut butler that she is allowed to continue in her pursuit of unholy activities with a stranger.

Some guy was hitting on me at the bar last night, but our slut butler wouldn't let him anywhere near me.

vom bom

While in a moving vehicle, puking into a container and then tossing the container out the window, thus making a stop to puke on the side of the road unnecessary. It is especially used when the container strikes a mailbox or a pedestrian on the side of the road in passing.

This is also known as a "drive-by vom bom" because it is done in a moving vehicle.

Jo: "We need to stop the van now! I'm going to throw up!"
Bart: "We are going to be late. Just puke in the grocery bag and we'll toss it out the window."
Jo: "Okay, I'll throw the vom bom out the window the next time we pass a pedestrian."

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FBombed!

When a friend places an insane amount of comments, posts, likes, tags on your Facebook profile so that you have a ton of Notifications to look through upon your next log-in.

Todd: "I just hit the Like button on every post on Jennifer's wall."

Jennifer: "How do I have 68 FB Notifications!?"

Todd: "You've been FBombed!"

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