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When it hurts so good.
Pulling my hangnails brings me so much plainsure!
Sidewalk Glitter is shattered glass on the pavement as a result of a car break in.
Avoid parking your vehicle near or over sidewalk glitter, your carâs window could be next to help decorate the neighborhood...
2 or more women with symmetrical menstruation cycles. Especially in the work place...ESPECIALLY!
The tampon machine at work is empty the same time each month because all the women in the office are symmenstruacal.
The act of taking a photo of 2 or more people, yourself not included. Opposite of a selfie.
There is always at least one person blinking in an everybodyelsie.
Grandcats: The cats that will inherit all of your worldly possessions after you die old and alone.
I bequeath to my Grandcats, Mr. Higgins and Smooshy, my rare and valuable record collection.
I gotta stop by the store and pick up some booty napkins. We're all out at the house.