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online crush

having a crush on some one you met on the internet. real unfortunate if u dont know how they look like, if they like you back, or if they even exist.

Jeny: omg steve i think i have an online crush on this guy i met online what should i do?

Steve (secretly has a crush on jeny): well ill tell you what IM going to do, first im gonna find him, then im gonna kill him.. MUAHUAHUAHA

Jeny (doesn't like steve much): but what if he doesn't exist?

Steve: um.. what? well i guess theres nothing we can do then

(Jeny's internet crush stalked her myspace profile, found out were steve lived, and killed him)

Jeny: yay my hero! wait.. ur not 18!

(she then grabbed a knife and killed her internet crush)

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by jeny October 5, 2007

87πŸ‘ 69πŸ‘Ž


Untalkative Bunny

an animated series, directed by Dawn Wilton, about a rabbit who deals with modern day problems. Bunny, the main character, doesnt talk. his/her friends, beaver, emu, and squirrel also dont talk. the only ones who do are an annoying little creature named Friendly Friend and the humans. the show is full of "modern life" elements, such as diets, vegetarianism, racism, and environmentalism. It aired on teletoons and Disney in the UK and Canada. The episodes are 4-5 minutes

butters: is Bunny a male or a female?
jeny: no one will ever know.

jared: why doesnt Bunny talk?
jeny: cus the show is called Untalkative Bunny duh!!

by jeny March 26, 2008

24πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


oop

how the british say "hoop"

benny is out playing with his oop

we brits love our oops!

by jeny September 2, 2007

64πŸ‘ 60πŸ‘Ž


oop

how the british say "hoop"

benny is out playing with his oop

we brits love our oops!

by jeny September 2, 2007

4πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


jared

a person whos name is jared duh. hes weird and random at times and he also sings annoying songs that get stuck in my head. blahzerz!

jeny: jared your soo weird

jared: no u!

jeny: jk your cool

jared: no u!

jeny: aww thanks teehee!!

jared: no u!

jeny: k.. getting annoying now.

jared: lalalala

jeny: ah my ears!

by jeny March 1, 2008

175πŸ‘ 219πŸ‘Ž


the love button

1. a button that does not exist. as much as you would want it to be there, it isn't.

2. a fake ad that is shown on urban dictionary and other sites. its there to mess with your head and give u false hope of finding your true love

1.
lonely pahetic girl: i wish there was such thing as a love button, that way i would kno who loves me

jeny (living in the real world): well stop living in your little dream world it doesnt exist geez! i mean seriously how old r u?1?!@

2.
girl: omg i clicked the love button when i was visiting this site to find out who i am compatible with. i only had to give them my phone number, and they subscribed me to their site. so now i also have to pay 5.99 a week! and all this because im stupid and wanted to know if your my true love.

guy who doesnt care: stop calling me! crazy slut!

by jeny November 4, 2007

22πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


crapness

another way of saying crap but in a very pissed off way or possibly in a very good way

"michael moore was assassinated"
"crapness"

"jeny became rooler of the world"
"crapness... wait who the hell is jeny?!?"

by jeny September 22, 2007

26πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž