miloh267

7cm pp (super big)
His asshole is also looser than lana rhoades due to his constant abuse from his bestfriend jepelius

"Did you hear about miloh267?"
"No, I heard he has a super large erected penis"
"Yeah bro! It's like 7cm!"
"I also heard his asshole is ready and steady"
"No, I think it belongs to one guy only named Jepelius the Emperor"

The candy machine

The candy machine was a device used for masturbation in ancient times and was presented by a kid named Elias on youtube, he was the creator of this masturbation device that yanked your balls and tickled the groin. Elias went on to die from internal groin bleeding....

"I just bought a brand new version of The candy machine!"
"That's fucking awesome, just remember to oil up so it doesn't rip the testies"