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While performing oral on a woman, of atleast 60 years or older, you blow into her vagina as if you're trying to inflate her like a balloon
Johnny: Hey David what were you doing at my Grandma's place?
David: I was giving her a horizontal dustbuster and now you're wrote out of the will
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The "Selena Kyle" or "Catwoman" is a take on the classic Superman. While having sex with a woman you pull out and cum on her back. Then instead of grabbing a towel and tossing it on her back like a cape you grab a cat (preferably one you don't own) flip it on its back and rub the cat all over her back so the cat's loose fur gets stuck to the girl's back in the semen. Added benefit if the girl attempts to attack you after the fact toss the cat at her grab your pants and run.
Kyle: Hey i heard Cheryl is really mad at you man
Joseph: yeah i gave her the Selena Kyle last night and it took her hours to peel all the fur off her back
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A Mississipi Waterfall is the act of pissing on a relative
Mom smelt like piss for a week after my brother gave her a mississippi waterfall
When youreating someone's ass and they fart in your mouth
Person 1: I was eating rihanna's ass last night and she fartes in my mouth.
Person 2: Haha you got a horizontal bugle horn
Yo i was tongue punching this bithc's fart box when she back door queefed in my pie hole. So i gagged up my dinner all over her poop deck. Couldn't believe she gave me a horizontal bugle horn