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When fingering a girl from the front you reach back
and have her poop in your cupped hand and then continue fingering her.
Jim: "So I was fingering Sally last night when she requested a danish biscuit."
Ted: "Did you oblige?"
Jim: "You betcha! We had to wash the sheets this morning."
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Simultaneously having diarrhea, pissing, vomiting, and nose bleeding at the same time. If crying is involved, and it usually is, it's considered the fifth stream.
Paul: "Aw shit man! Were you at Club X last night?"
Randy: "Yeah, why."
Paul: "That bitch Kelly got so fucked up off of tacos and margaritas that she became a Roman sprinkler."
Randy: "So that's why everybody was slipping and sliding on the dance floor."
Paul: "Yeah. I'm hungry. Let's go get some tacos and margaritas."
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When jerking a guy from the front you reach back and have him poop in your cupped hand and then continue jerking him.
Sally: "So after Jim gave me a danish biscuit last night, he requested a danish hotdog."
Jackie: "Did you oblige?"
Sally: "You betcha! We had a huge load of laundry to do this morning."
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The prelude to a shart. The brewing feeling in your stomach before sharting.
Before the 100 meter sprint I was definitely brewing a shartonnay. Right as I crossed the finish line I popped the cork and sharted all over my legs and shoes. I need to do some laundry.
Prairie dogging involves the poop popping in and out of the anus. Lip sticking involves several inches of the poop being permanently extended and leaving "lipstick marks" on the underwear or skirt.
Art: "So I was dancing at Club X with Jen when she started lip sticking right on my leg."
Ben: "Grossss! What did you do?"
Art: "I tried to push it back in but it would not budge. I had to wash my khakis this morning."
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