two can chew

It's how you say SIXTY-NINE in chinese.

Hey! how do you say sixty-nine in chinese?

two can chew

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J.E.E.P.

Junk, Each,& Every Part

thats what J.E.E.P. stands for

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Fur burger

fun to order at the drive thru on a busy night when your friend is working the window

friend: welcome to jack in the crack, can I take your order?
you, loudly: uh. yeah. I'd like a Fur burger,an order of thighs,and a hotcherry bendover!
friend,to theirself: ah jeez! I'm gonna kill that S.O.B.

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slugbug

slugbug is a game where when you see a volkswagon bug you slug someone in the arm and say "slugbug,new school{or old school},blue, {or whatever} no hitbacks !"

slugbug! old school red convertible no hitbacks

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Whiskeydick

1 When you can't get it up cause you drank too much.

2 A totally cool saloon in So. Lake Tahoe, Whiskey Dicks!

1 "Dude, no more shots for me. I don't whant to get whiskeydick"!

2 " Dude, Let's hook up at Whiskey Dicks after riding today".

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