noun, from emergency/police dispatch vernacular- an unattended is a dead human body.
"Breaker one, this is dispatch. We have reports of an unattended on 5th and Main"
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much the same as Hangy tits, flapjacks are large breasts (seemingly large, anyhow) that fall past the bellybutton when freed from their restraints. Usually veiny, with nipples pointing southward.
Bob: Damn, she's got some tig ol' bitties.
Bill: Nah, I'll bet they're flapjacks.
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