Tea with Mussolini

1) A euphemism for male masterbation.
2) Something Hitler did a lot before they both died.

1) Ok, guys, go home now, I have to have tea with Mussolini.
2) Ja, it is time for mich to go on the train to have tea with the Duce.

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kammer

Anglo-German for chamber. Usually used with the phrase "in den gaskammer" for "get into the gas chamber"

In den gaskammer, Jude!

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Dutch Sex

A situation where you have to split the bill on the dinner, the condoms, the KY jelly, and the smokes afterwards. Usually a bad lay because you can't get the clogs off.

Man, that chick was horrible, it was Dutch Sex too!

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pimp out

To modify a car to make it look sweet ass. Also can be used in the same concept as riced out.

You're ride is pimped out to the hilt, holmes!

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Deport the refugees

Euphemism for defecation. Used mainly by white people.

Excuse me for a minute, I have to deport the refugees.

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quango

1) QUasi Autonomous Non Governmental Organization.
2) An exotic fruit that looks like a blue mango.
3) A creature that eats babies. To only be used in the phrase below.

"The Quangos ate my baby!"

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rice my ass

What you say when you want an Asian man to fuck your ass.

Hey Dong, will you rice my ass?

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