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80's music

The 80's was the greatest period for music. Hall and Oates were the king and queen of this era with their song "Out of touch".

80's music is what made vice city the greatest game ever.

by jerryblank May 16, 2005

96πŸ‘ 40πŸ‘Ž


five star

When you slap somebody on their bear back and leave a red hand print on their back. Unless of course your my freind Ebert, who has four fingers and one stub, and leave a four star.

Dude that five star must of hurt b/c my hand is numb.

by jerryblank May 16, 2005

39πŸ‘ 162πŸ‘Ž


stink bombs

Little harmless glass containers that release a foul egg-like odor when broken. For best results use inside where there is an abundance of people.
Warning-Do not use at your job site, unless you want to be suspended and sent home for pending investigation.

One of the quotes from the letter my job gave me for setting off a stink bomb-"This type of behavior will not be tolerated due to the fact that physical and emotional harm could be caused to associates and cutomers."

by jerryblank May 16, 2005

308πŸ‘ 120πŸ‘Ž


beater van

Piece of shit vans used mainly by schools with no money. They are older the the kids that ride them and have 250 meters of duct tape inside and out that hold the van together.

Me and my friend were riding in a beater van and I almost fell through the duct taped floor.

by jerryblank May 18, 2005

7πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


blue balls

A shot of that consists of red bull,jagermeister,aftershock, and what ever else you got laying around.

One shot of blue balls makes your testicles numb and blue.

by jerryblank May 18, 2005

27πŸ‘ 189πŸ‘Ž


ddr

most annoying game ever. Seems like it is very appealing to the faggot and big sock race.If you have an annoying sibling and you dont want to here that annoying game anymore,just pour pop all over the wires.

If you want a good lauph watch an epileptic person play ddr

by jerryblank April 29, 2005

22πŸ‘ 97πŸ‘Ž


salem

Fat Physics teacher who wears boots called slanters, its the S. Hes so fat his shoes collapsed like like the little piggy's house that was mad out of straw. His dad and mom are also fat. his pops fell while walking accross ice but still managed to save his mickie d's.

He looks like Salme,only hes not fat or ugly and he's not a women

by jerryblank April 29, 2005

7πŸ‘ 56πŸ‘Ž