cheesecake factory

The only place my sister ever wants to eat at. They specialize in cheesecake obviously, and they also serve regular food.

Ali-"You what im in the mood for?"
Me-"G I dont know"
Ali-"Some cheesecake from the Cheesecake Factory"

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pizzaface

Another name for people with bad acne. The acne is so bad b/c they drink pop all day and rub beef jerky all over their face.

ME-"Shut up pizzaface, your not even human. Your just a pizza."
Pizzaface-" No I am delivery Mr"

11👍 29👎

Verizon

I rather use tin can phones then use their service. They have a dozen monkeys and a turtle in charge of their billing and thousands of towel heads working in customer service.

Friend-"Dude how'd you get that much money back"
Me-"Shh, because a dozen monkeys and a turtle are incharge of their billing."

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sawed off bitch

Someone that is not only a bitch but a redneck bitch.

You done pissed me off you sawed off bitch.

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sparks

New energy drink that contains 6% alcohol and the can itself looks like a battery. Add vodka a make a concoction called battery acid.

Screw that red bullshit, get sparks and have a good time.

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How soon is now

"How soon is now" is the greatest song known to man even though it is the national anthem for homosexuals. The Smiths made this song during their prime and many less talented artists have tried to replicate it ever since.

"You shut your mouth
How can you say
I go about things the wrong way
I am human and i need to be loved
Just like everbody else does"

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Hall and Oates

Two sexiest men ever, that produced the best music to come out of the 80's.Greatest song is "Out of touch" and the best live song is "Mrs.Jones".

All right Hall and Oates, turn this shit up and make out with me.

87👍 22👎