pumpkin patch

A cluster of overly-tanned or fake-tanned people who never leave the cluster

Check out that pumpkin patch all the way at the top of the bleachers

Don’t @ me

The ultimate snowflake comment. For those that wanna throw their opinion out there for all to listen and shut up, who are too lazy/weak/afraid to have meaningful discourse or potentially have their views questioned or shut down.

“ blah blah blah, don’t @ me” {aka no rebuttals allowed} *eyeroll*