funpire

A funpire is a person who sucks the fun out of a situation, or event.

Jesse: Hey Colin do you want to go “d-town” to the bars!

Colin: No I think I’m just going to sit on the couch all night.

Jesse: Dude lets go out, quit being such a fucking funpire.

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oatmeal rock

listening to creepy death metal or bands that just completely suck and should be shot.

Hey, Brice and I just bought the new Nickleback. Do you guys want to come have some oatmeal and yogurt while we jam out. Next week I'm going to buy the latest Buckcherry, now that's "oatmeal rock".

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