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BP

Burn and Pollute

BP gave us the Gulf of Mexico disaster.

by jesster79 May 17, 2010

983πŸ‘ 270πŸ‘Ž


Michael Richards

An American actor best known for playing Cosmo Kramer on Seinfeld, who later became infamous for a racist, obscenity laden tirade in November of 2006 while performing at the Laugh Factory.

Michael Richards took his place alongside Mel Gibson and George Allen as guys whose mouths are bigger than their brains.

by jesster79 November 24, 2006

410πŸ‘ 131πŸ‘Ž


firm evidence

1. Proof that an individual, group, or organization has performed some act. Something not to always be taken at face value.
2. The favorite excuse of the current administration for taking action, especially against others.

When Rice says firm evidence, people say "Haven't we heard this one before?"

by jesster79 March 1, 2005

190πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


Cardinal Rovini

A nickname for the Italian Cardinal Camillo Ruini, given to him in reference to Karl Rove. Ruini has been given this nickname due to his political interference in other countries.

We've got Karl Rove. The Vatican has Cardinal Rovini.

by jesster79 February 27, 2006

215πŸ‘ 100πŸ‘Ž


Shrubus Illegitimus

1. The scientific term for a man who has the intelligence of a shrub, and whose claim to political office is illegitimate.

2. The scientific term for the President.

George W. Bush is also known as a Shrubus Illegitimus.

by jesster79 February 9, 2006

271πŸ‘ 67πŸ‘Ž


Crow T. Robot

One of the robot characters from Mystery Science Theater 3000. The coolest 'bot of them all.

"Joel, this is gonna turn into a snuff film."
"No Marmaduke, don't use the triple overhanded stich. Bad dog!"

by jesster79 January 24, 2005

28πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


hair transplant

An attempt to cover hair loss by taking hair from one part of the head and moving it to the part experiencing hair loss. Usually not much better than mutilation. Usually done by males.

See vain.

by jesster79 March 8, 2004

11πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž