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n. - a government in which the people elect their dictators.
In this democracy, we must make petitions to stop our politicians from inacting crazy laws.
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A form of government where the leader is chosen by popularity rather than ability to run a country.
"I've said it before and I'll say it again; democracy simply doesn't work."
-Kent Brockman
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1) When kleptocrats brainwash the dumbest 51% of a population into believing that they're making their own choices.
2) When the United States brainwashes or pays a violent mob(s) in another country to topple a democratically elected government and murder everyone who could be an obstacle to US policy.
3) Fascism.
4) When 3 or more scientists enter a room and force all of the religious people to leave so they can have a serious discussion.
Nazi Germany was a democracy.
CIA fiend: Elon Musk needs lithium. It is time to bring democracy to Bolivia.
CIA tool: I love democracy and freedom. Democracy is the most valuable thing in the world and democracy is the only principal of moral value. Democracy is always moral and people cannot have moral or ethical principals without democracy.
Confused Scientist: We can use the democratic process to halt climate change.
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Moron: I love democracy!
Intellectual: So, you like a form of government where retards have the final say?
Moron: Damn straight!
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A form of government that works, but not well.
Democracy relies on the public. The public is stupid.
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