Clashengitis

Liking someone who's got the nickname "Clash". I have personally caught this disease, and I've had it for 8 months now.

"I like Clash"
"SHE'S GOT CLASHENGITIS!!!!!!!"

Caleb

A player. Flirts with literally every girl he comes across. Self-absorbed. Always concerned with his reputation. If you get in the way of his reputation, watch out. He's a pro at sweet talking and charming himself out of things. A lot of girls have crushed on him, but he just leads them on :D. Be careful when you come into contact with a Caleb. He's a waste of time.

On the bright side, he cares for his family.

Random girl 1: oooo, he's cute!
Random girl 2: I know right! I've liked him for 10 months now!
*Caleb holding hands with one of his many girlfriend's*
Random girl 1: I wish he didn't like her
Random girl 2: Don't worry; he told me that he doesn't actually like her
*Caleb turns around, sees them staring at him and flips his hair with a smirk*