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Gran-nazi

Ancient legacy renters or owners in residential buildings with too much time on their hands, who attack you about everything from when you can use the elevators to when you can move your new couch into your apartment or have cable installed.

"Phyllis just attacked me in the corridor again...but this time about having visitors in my apartment after 8pm. What a friggin' Gran-nazi."

by jethro June 15, 2007


entitlement

entitlement: something all North American females have a massive sense of.

"If I sleep with a banana, it is empowering, if I sleep with you it is empowering, if I sleep with a woman it is empowering, if I dump you it is empowering, if I am mean to you it is empowering...oh, and if I am nice to you and stay with you it is not empowering."

by jethro April 6, 2005

209πŸ‘ 197πŸ‘Ž


ass sandwich

A sandwich, made of ass and poo. From a Jack Chick parody strip.

This is an ASS SANDWICH. It is made of ASS and POO.

by jethro December 7, 2003

89πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


n00b cannon

Though usually applied to the automatic shotgun, can be any gun that a player uses to kill an "l33t" opponent in the Half-Life modification, "Counter-Strike"

dude wtf using a <de/awp/mk5/knife> u luser and ur n00b cannon tat's the only way you culd beat me cuz i'm jesus

by jethro December 6, 2003

35πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


Dictionary Too Full

1. What happens when 13-year-old girls get on Urban Dictionary and make their boyfriends' names a entry with a stupid definition like "omg karli's guy ^_^"

2. What happens when everybody that gets pissed off in an online chat creates a seperate entry for somebody that made them angry; i.e.

"MaxPayne2Legit2Quit:

Definition: stupid ass fag stfu and die you homogay loser"

Dictionary Too Full! Needs less crap.

by jethro December 6, 2003

35πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


faxis

1. a megalomaniac
2. a small asian child typically kept under ones bed

Ex. 1: Damn that guy has an ego tthe size of Faxis

Ex. 2: My Faxis was crying all night.

by jethro May 5, 2005

35πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


HUGALUGAH

The onomotpeotic expression for the sound of oral sex. Variations involve switching the locations of the various letters, but rarely deviate from the standard H, U, G, L, A set.

Atandt: WHERE ARE WE

Pants: SOME KIND OF GAY FOXHOLE AS FAR AS I CAN TELL

Atandt: GRENADE

Pants: HUGALUGAH

by jethro December 6, 2003