SOME DUMB BITCH SENT ME TO JAIL FO GETTIN ME SOME ROAD HEAD! I WAS IN THE SLAMMER FOR SIX MONTHS! DUMB BITCH FUCK DAT LADY MANNNEE SHE A UGLY OLD CUNT I BET SHE GIVES RIM JOBS TO TRUCK DRIVERS WHILE THEY DRIVIN!
s/o to my home girl for some damn good head though!
Judge Judy: "You get 6 months"
Me: "Shit."
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