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e-spoke

To have communicated with someone via chat. Can also be used in the present tense (though less effectively) as e-speek.

I e-spoke with the client yesterday and he gave the go-ahead.

by jfkelley October 23, 2008


Determinate

To resurrect.

Since we found out you didn't steal from petty cash, we have decide to determinate your employment.

by jfkelley April 26, 2016


Push-down, Blow-out Stack

A FIFO (First-In, First-Out) stack in computing is also known as a Push-down, Pull-out stack - records or events or items are pushed down at the top and pulled out at the bottom. A LIFO (Last-In, First-Out) is also known as a Push-down, Pop-out stack - records are pushed down from the top and pulled out from the top.

You can imagine a FIBO or Push-down, Blow-out stack where you keep pushing events or to-do items (or emails) down at the top until the pressure reaches a certain point at which time the bottom of the stack ruptures and all the items in the queue blow out the bottom and scatter all over the floor.

For some folks, their email inbox is a Push-down, Blow-out stack where any emails that get pushed down below the fold (bottom edge of the screen) essentially disappear from their reality and might as well have blown out all over the floor.

My To-Do list is a Push-down, Blow-out stack which has reached critical mass and exploded; it's blissfully reassuring now that I have nothing in my To-Do list!

by jfkelley June 19, 2018


user-hostile design

The opposite of "user-friendly" design, it defines the likely product of design work that does not include continual involvement of users in the requirements and design process.

The user-hostile design of the user interface for this product resulted from a design attempt by the developers with no style guide and no user-centered design methods.

by jfkelley January 21, 2012


notificant

a person who has been notified

Notificants who do not respond to our first notifications will be sent a second reminder.

by jfkelley April 08, 2015


visual containment

In visual/UI design, a stylistic convention whereby objects and content that belong and/or act together are visually grouped together.

Placing the edit button above the section header violates the principle of visual containment. It' s not visually obvious WHAT is being edited.

by jfkelley April 26, 2016


barnacle script

A stand-alone software module that can be slapped onto an existing application to enhance it's function or performance.

This is typically a JavaScript file that can be linked in a vanilla web page to add -- at load time -- Rich Internet Application (RIA) behaviors to the existing UI controls.

A "pefect" barnacle would be effective without any other changes to the web page code (but would allow incremental additions of attributes to customize the behavior).

I found a smart-table barnacle script we can stick on our web page to make those tables sortable and filterable.

I wrote a calendar barnacle that automatically converts any input box with class="date" to a calendar picker field.

by jfkelley June 16, 2009