Getting on the decks

Female masturbation. When a woman is rubbing her clit and labia in a repetitive motion with the hand flat in a way that resembles a DJ scratching a vinyl.

"Fran was late for work because she was too busy getting on the decks"

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Blozza

Australian slang for blowjob.
Similar to the way Australians shorten names like Lauren to Lozza and Warren to Wazza, the term blowjob can be shortened to blozza.

Isabel gave Josh a blozza

Jewbacca

1. A hairy man or woman of hebrew lineage.
2. A large outgrowth of pubic hair belonging to either a man or woman of hebrew lineage.

I was about to go down on her..but she pulled off her panties, and JEWBACCA!

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Zombie Beaver

1. When a female's genitalia falls asleep during coitus, typically due to understimulation
2. The female version a Petrified Tree
3. A wood-chucking mammal that builds dams in rivers that has been literally zombified after being bitten by an existing zombie.

We were totally getting it on, and then like after 3 minutes it was so bad I got Zombie Beaver

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