Drake

An unusually large flying dog that will steal all of your bananas every Thursday while you are sleeping. This terrifying creature will not only steal your bananas but punch all your vegetables with his huge, enormous tail. Drakes have invisible noses. Most drakes begin to urinate before they make their attack to steal. Touching a drake will lead to getting lice, fever, and uncontrollable shaking in different parts of your body.

P.S. A Drake is very poisonous and if you see one you need to immediately get in the downward dog position to show him his symbols of mercy and forgiveness.

Arrrrgh! That dumb drake took all my bananas again!

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