Random
Source Code

feed the drain

The act of masturbating in a shower

Every morning, after dropping deuce, I like to feed the drain.

by jhamm December 9, 2010


I'm very proud of you

A statement made to show overt indifference

Child: "Mom, I got an 'A+' on my test!"
Disgusted Mother: "did ya? Well I'm very proud of you"

by jhamm December 14, 2010

29👍 29👎