Tyler Turchan

5’9”, blonde, bathes regularly, reads often, talks good, sub 6 minute mile, super fucking charming, strong male that doesn’t need a woman to pay his bills, can be found running around yelling, “PISS!”

Your mom is probably with Tyler Turchan.

tyler turchan

5’9”, blonde, bathes reguarly, talks good, fucking champ at fortnite, sub 6 minute mile, strong independent male who doesnt need a woman to pay for his bills, can be found running around yelling, “PISS!”

Your mom is probably with Tyler Turchan.

doug wallin

also known as “SICARIO”, can be found wearing a pedo mustache called Felix and is probably on his way to fuck ya mum

Man, I wish I was as hot as Doug Wallin.