Hembree

The act of collecting one's own face grease until a sufficient quantity is accumulated to hold a comb-over in perfect position.

Hey man, nice Hembree, your face grease is really holding your comb-over in place with this wind!

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Boximus Prime

noun (proper), adjective (bocks-i-muss prime)

1. A state of being that is achieved only after hollowing out your body of any decency or genuine character, creating an empty shell or vessel in which maximum amounts of "bro" and "douche" can be carried.

--Related forms
Boximusley primed, adjective

Yes, I have achieved Boximus Prime.

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