Slave feet

Referring to feet that appear extremely dirty as though the person had been building pyramids in ancient egypt.

Luke always dirties my bed with his slave feet.

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throw my junk at shit

Approaching women by grinding up on them on the dance floor to immediately determine if there is interest

"Usually when I get really drunk, I can't talk to chicks anymore, so I just go on the dance floor and throw my junk at shit"