beach

The area between your ass and your crotch. Often hairy or "sandy" with "beach crumbs" aka "poo crumbs"

We have a great picture of Ryan putting his beach on John's face when he was passed out.

It was a nice day at the beach until Billy decided to wipe back to front.

That bitch so dirty, you never know what diseases will wash up on that beach

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salfdhj

Straight Armed Look Forward Double Hand Job. Pronounced "Saul - Ph - Didge".

For an extra $20, the hooker gave Ben and Jared a Salfdhj.

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beach crumbs

Small kernels of feces that get stuck in the hair of your beach, or "chode."

After a sloppy poo, Sam had a lot of beach crumbs he had to wipe out.

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VPILF

Vice President I'd like to F**K.

Sarah Palin has the chance to become the first ever VPILF

salahj

Straight arm look away hand job.

Sally didn't like Richard. But Sally was drunk, so she gave him a Salahj to make him go away.

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