Sad puppy

When you hang your best friend's dog from a ceiling fan and proceed to use it as a cum sock from further on.

Man your dog is the best! My favorite sad puppy ever.

Perthbabying.

When you take a baby from a certain region of Australia (dependent on the baby) and beat it until it is almost dead then rape it for 14 hours with your skimp condom and leave it in a dumpster by a dunkin' donuts/Krispy Kreme where those people that take the day old donuts will find it.

My mom scolded me for Perthbabying. last night, so I murdered her.