walmart

The ghetto cousin that Target disowned where everything from fights to plumbers with buttcracks roam freely and without shame. The knockoff Bath and Body Works, shot guns, whiffle balls, ratchet bras where the wire will pop out in one use, ethnic hair products, goldfish tanks with many floating dead goldfish, and other useless shit are abundant here, most likely produced by labor wreaked kids in sweatshops along the Huang He river.

Lets go to Walmart so I can buy some knockoff Converse and some Drain-O. While I'm in there, I'm going to swing by the tampon isle and carefully evade two fights over some cheap ass Adidas.

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