CPR

CPR Cucumber Pulmonary Resuscitation

"She fainted"
"Put a cucumber near her nose so she can smell the fumes and come to. Give her CPR"

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hmphla

a word only the vice mayor is allowed to use.
the word is used after she has proven a point. or when sumone says sumthing stupid and she doesnt want to hurt their feelings so she keeps her mouth closed.or to fil awkward silences.

Random loser:"I'm thinking about moving to Timbuktu"
Lisa *thinks its a bad idea* "Hmphla."

vice mayor

steps in if for any reason the mayor cannot fulfill HER duties. she can crump like a black girl,grind like a spanish girl, and can also do "the white girl". she screams out random words like jiggyboo and scantua scantua.she's hip!

The vice mayor DARES TO CAREEEE