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One who uses "LOL" with such frequency it implies a total disconnection with the conversation and, thusly, reality.
From a portmanteau of "dullard" and "LOL."
A: If I weren't convinced it would go over your head, I'd refer to you as a Lollard (which is also a punning reference to the followers of the 13th century religious reformer John Wycliffe) to label your behaviour.
B: LOL!
A: ...but instead I'll point out that you're a giggling fucktard.
B: LOLOLOLOL!
A: Sigh...
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Akin to Murphy's Law
Cole's Law:
If one is feeling "raw," the set of rules that one is an unwilling adherent to; whereby everyone and everything that could irritate the living tits out of one turns up in the course of one's day.
Insult to Injury in a wholemeal pun.
A. Oh Christ! On a day like today I have to deal with my taxes?
B. Cole's Law, mate.
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n. A temporary disruption of bodily rhythms caused by visiting a large city for a night out.
Q. Went down to Manhattan for the Muse gig at the Garden.
T. Have a good time?
Q. Yeah, it was awesome, but when I got back to Poughkeepsie I had metlag until Sunday.
A portmanteau word to decribe preemptively empthazing with someone, rather than empathizing after the fact, as per the norm.
A. Urgh! I have to go back to school next week.
B. We already started. I totally preempathize.
The head of any organization's I.T. department, particularly those who abuse their power.
Named for TomΓΒ‘s de Torquemada, Grand Inquisitor of the Spanish Inquisition from 1483 until his death in 1498.
A. Why can't I get online at school? I'm a f**king teacher for God's sake!
B. Dorquemada at County says it will cost too much for the bandwith.
A. That his fat ass is eating up playing Warcraft....
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A term to describe an activity undertaken with naive, pensive enthusiasm, only to have it blow up in your face as everyone knew it would.
From the Muppet, "Beaker", faithful, flammable assistant to Dr. Bunsen Honeydew.
A. The Bush administration's handling of the American economy has been shit-screaming clusterfuck.
B. Indeed, Professor. One might almost describe it as fiscally Beakerian.
Fruit or vegetables purchased in an attempt to make your lifestyle more healthy than it is. Inevitably bought by men to decorate their fridges and counter tops before the arrival of a potential date.
"I've finally figured out what the viscous goo at the bottom of my fridge is. It's run off from the decomposing pledgetables I had in the salad drawer to impress Kim."
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