shit-stopper

noun: When an overly pushy, strict parent delivers a swift kick into the anal cavity of the child to prevent the child from shitting

Tom:"Father, I need to go to the toilet"
Father John:"NO SON! You must stay and watch the Rugby! Here this shit-stopper will stop you from needing to shit!"
*Swift kick to the arse*

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Brisk

Brisk, An awkward or controversial situation.

Person 1: oh my dad couldn't do that
Person 2: well your dad's a dick then
Person 1: my dads dead
Person 3: OHHH ITS SOO BRISK!

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Pulling a Warren

adj: Getting so stressed out at a video game, eg. MW2, you shout and throw the controller down in anger.

Guy 1: "WHAT THE HELL, HOW DID HE SHOOT ME! I WELL SHOT HIM FIRST AAAAARRGGGHHH!!!!!"
Guy 2: dude, stop Pulling a Warren

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