jimi hendrix

An excellent guitarist. Known to break the boundaries of guitar playing - in such ways as plucking the strings with his teeth (He recorded the American national anthem this way) and setting his guitar neck on fire while playing in concert. Don't ask.

He is also the author of one of the strangest and greatest quotes of all time:

"Excuse me, while I kiss the sky."

Jimi Hendrix is one awesome guitar player! All modern guitar players look up to him, guaranteed.

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Used by Homer Simpson in frustration. Was recently added into that English dictionary from England that had about 20 volumes, or something like that... apparantly, they've been adding many new words into it, including "girl power". Don't ask me, I didn't do it!

Hmmm... let's look through this dictionary here... I bet I can find a lot of new words, mommy! my teacher will be proud... hmmm... let's look here... boobs? Oh what's that? Let's read the definition... hmmm... that's interesting... ok, what else is there in here? oooo, look at this mommy! ... blowjob? what does that mean mommy?... ooo, i see! have you ever done that mommy? to who? daddy? will you do it to me once, mommy? does it feel good? mommy? mommy, why are you lying on the floor with your eyes closed? mommy? hello? mommy?????

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