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short for hindquarters. say it to other people in the know to draw their attention to a particularly fine, quality ass in the vicinity. one benefit is that you can discuss fine, quality ass even directly behind said posessor of fine, quality ass without her ever being the wiser.
dude: i think that donkey kong is the greatest game ever created.
guy: i disagree, i....woah, 'quarters, kid 11:00.
dude: yep, that sure is a fine, quality ass.
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you are in a rush to have sex. you fling off all your clothes as fast as possable except for your socks. you know how creepy it feels to be naked with just socks on, but decide that the 2.4 seconds of unbalance that it would take to remove them would eat too far into valuable humping time. the result is socksual intercourse.
girl: ew, you still have your socks on.
guy: i changed 'em yesterday, they're good....socksual intercourse!!!!1
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you are in a rush to have sex, you fling off all your clothes as fast as possable except for your socks. you know how creepy it feels to be naked with just socks on, but decide that the 2.4 seconds of unbalance that it would take to remove them would eat too far into valuable humping time. the result is socksual intercourse.
girl: ew, you still have your socks on.
guy: i changed 'em yesterday, they're good....socksual intercourse!!!!1
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