diet

n. A food consumption pattern lazy people take up in the place of regular exercise in order to lose weight.

Atkins, Jenny Craig, High Carbs, Low Carbs, All Protein, No Protein, No Red Meat, No Starch, No Sugar, etc.

Steve: Hey want to go eat some food?
Janet: No thanks, I'm on a diet.

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internet girlfriend

n. A girl on the internet. Internet girlfriends usually have inflated egos because many guys hit on them (over the internet). Internet girlfriends are fat, ugly, smelly, have nappy hair, knobby knees, bruises, and are usually missing some teeth. Internet girlfriends usually hang around internet toughguys, so watch out, if you make fun of them... you might get called a "fag".

internet coolguy: "Oh yeah? Prove you're hot."

internet girlfriend: "Fine. Go to __(gamer picture website)__ and look up __(gamer tag)__."

internet coolguy: "Okay bitch. You wait right here."

(time passes)

internet coolguy: "(group laughing in background) Oh my God, yeah you're totally hot..."

internet toughguy: "You didn't even check you FAG!"

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