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The key and final element to the prophecies of the end of the world.
Following the arrival on earth of the Antichrist, an evil political, military leader (The election of George W. Bush) came the Tribulation, a seven year interval of great suffering and death (The war in Iraq). Undoubtedly connected to this chain of events came the horrendous natural disasters of Hurricane Katrina and the breaking of the levees of New Orleans in 2005 and the winter storm of 2006. Now we sit on the horizon of the The war of Armageddon - a massive battle in Israel as Ahmadinejad sets his sights on the elimination of the state of Israel.
As it has been foretold, it is happening now!!!!
Nerds have begun to escape this world. This sick, sad, and pathetic world of confusion, hate, and turmoil. They have found their sanctuary online, in cyber-space; the cyber-gate to HEAVEN! Together, they build and prepare the New World for the second coming of Jesus Christ as He would want it. Full of trannies, casinos, fat people talking dirty to eachother, and everybody flying around being gay. The second coming of Christ marks The Rapture - where Nerds who have been born again will rise into the sky towards Jesus.
Sign up while you still can... OR BE DAMNED!!!!!!!!!!
Normal Person: Hey... look Dave... I'm only telling you this because I'm concerned for you. I think you need to quit the Second Life and pay a little more attention to your wife and kids. She told me in confidence that she's thinking about leaving you...
Dave: I HAVE BEEN SAVED!!!!!!!!!!! AS SHE SHUNS ME SHE HATH SO SHUNNED THE MYSTERIOUS WORKINGS OF GOD AND HIS SON JESUS CHRIST!!!!
Normal Person: Dude... Get some help. Please.
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Slang term. Stands for "Spontaneous Erection" and is used to casually let a friend know that you can't stand up due to certain circumstances. This definition was first used in Mukilteo, Washington in a high school calculus class and was invented while doing physics homework at the Lee household.
"Eddie, Edward, wait... Sper..."
"Oh... hurry up."
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YMCA - Noun
The only place in the world where it's okay for an old man to approach you naked in a public area for absolutely no reason, and engage in extremely unnecessary conversation about nothing while you dress and/or undress.
-- Normal Life --
Mike - God damnit.
Steve - What's wrong Mike?
Mike - I was in this restaurant the other day and this naked old guy came up to me and asked me what I thought about the new plasma TV they put up in the bar...
Steve - Oh my God. Did you kick his ass and then stab him in the eye with a pen?
Mike - Yeah. I broke his nose.
-- Normal Life @ the YMCA --
Mike - God damnit.
Steve - What's wrong Mike?
Mike - I was at the YMCA the other day and this naked old guy came up to me and asked me what I thought about the new plasma TV they put up in the weight room...
Steve - Yeah... I wish it was in with the treadmills...
Mike - Yeah seriously...
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n. An internet toughguy is a person on the internet who acts badass, macho, and tough but in real life is most likely a huge pussy. Internet toughguys usually don't like to be called "fag" for no reason, and can't stand it when people don't play their video games by the rules. Internet toughguys are always hitting on internet girlfriends, and are easily provoked to screaming into their internet microphones whenever they're pissed off. The only way to defeat an internet toughguy is to expose his secret toughguy identity and agree with everything he says.
internet toughguy: "I'm gonna find out where you live and kill you you faggot!"
internet coolguy: "Whoaaaa, look out everybody... we've got an internet toughguy here!"
internet toughguy: "...okay look, all I was trying to do was capture the flag, why'd you kill me and call me a fag?"
internet coolguy: "You're right man, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have done that. I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings and wasn't sensitive to your needs."
internet toughguy: "FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKER YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING FAGGOT COME ON SARAH420, LET'S GO MAKE A PRIVATE GAME!"
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Acronym. MMFWCL breaks down and stands for: Much Mother-Fucking Wicked Clown Love. A very common graffiti tag for juveniles lacking enough education to have creativity.
Police Officer: Young lady, what does "MMFWCL" stand for?
Juvenile: Um... "Much Mother-Fucking Wicked Clown Love"... sir...
Police Officer: Are you aware that by writing that on public property you have committed malicious mischief in the 3rd degree and could be elligible for an additional charge of retardation in the 1st degree?
Juvenile: No sir...
Police Officer: Retard, you have the right to remain silent...
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Internet Crybaby - A person who disagrees with something they see, read, or stumble upon while browsing the internet. Upon feeling this disagreement, internet crybabies typically express that disagreement under their online alias by using their keyboard when they otherwise would not have expressed such distaste in person. Internet Crybabies typically forget what they were crying abount after a month or two have passed as this is their nature. When pressed further to give sufficient evidence for their opinions, Internet Crybabies typically resort to cliche and meaningless statements to divert your attack. Though Internet Crybabies raise valid points with their html, the delivery of those points often show that they have no idea what they're talking about. Internet crybabies can be found in forums, Blogs, online journals, and friendship networking sites.
"Have you read Steve69's latest Blog on Bush's plan to remove Social Security?"
"Yeah, he's an internet crybaby."
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n. An internet coolguy is often annoying and extremely disrespectful on the internet, but hilarious. Internet coolguys don't play by the rules, piss off internet toughguys, and use the internet for one thing and one thing only: to make other people feel worse about themselves. The internet coolguy will ask you questions about your personal life in order to feel out how important the internet is to you. Upon discovering significant importance, the internet coolguy will proceed to call you derogatory and hateful names until you either cry, get mad, fight back, or report them. The only way to defeat an internet coolguy is to either ignore him (no matter how difficult) or come to realize just how funny he actually is.
internet victim: "I'm on the phone with xBox support right now reporting your gamertag."
internet coolguy: "You think I care? Do you have any idea how many people have reported me? Tell ya what, call the person on the phone a fag too for me. And then tell them how much of a pussy you are for being a little tattle-tale."
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