water the turkey

A nonsensical action that is performed for the sole purpose of making someone do work. Similar to watering a dog shit garden except that the action is forced upon by a second-party.

Guy 1: "Why is Mike late?"

Guy 2: "His parent's are probably making him water the turkey"

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Sexual Glaze

When you ejaculate onto an old-fashioned donut.

Russ: "This glazed donut tastes different. I thought I told you pick up some old-fashioned donuts"

Jim: "I did, but then I added some sexual glaze to them"

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