puffet (pronounced poo fay)

a sexual cornucopia of beautiful, available, and eagerly willing women

that library is puffet (pronounced poo fay); between the librarians and the patrons, any living dude can score with a beautiful woman with even the slightest effort

PEE-GRET

the feeling that you made a terrible mistake by not taking a leak at the office or home or wooded lot that you just left because you are, or know you soon will be, DYING to take a piss and you don't have an acceptable place to do it.

I am experiencing deep PEE-GRET right now; i should have taken a leak at that bar we just left...now i'm stuck in this car in downtown traffic and i'm DYING to go!

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