Deez nuts

ha got em!

Guy: "Something in the mail today."
Guy 2: "What?"
Guy: "Deez nuts!"

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Lacrosse

A sport that is only played by white, privileged douchebags

Guy: "Hey man do you play any sports?
Douche: "Yea broski, lacrosse!"
Guy: "Wow, you're a real douche."

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