tiny horse

(usually) a male with an extremely smaller than average schlong but continues to act like they are the schiznit.

Betty: How was that date with Sloan Thursday?

Martha: Average, or l actually lower than. Sloans riding with a tiny horse. So there was definitely no rainbow BJ.

Betty: I hate when that happens. Looks like it’s back to searching for a true bucking bronco.

tap in merchant

(verb) - when ronaldo scores goals in 2021 for manchester united

Noah: Look, Penchester United is losing to young boys, 2-1.

Liam: Well, yooo can bet that Tapinaldo probably put that lone goal home; the tap in merchant strikes again!

Noah: OOOpahhh!

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tranny

sneaky guy who dresses up in drag and surprises you on the dance floor.

biff: yo mcfly that girl was hot and out of your league.

mcfly: don’t worry biff, during desperation #5 i tried to make my move and she was a tranny, baby.

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