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The art of using the Olympics as a political forum. Persons who participate in Polympics are called polympians. They can range from common protesters to presidents. Most recent use of Polympics is the protests of China's occupation of Tibet. The 1980 boycott of the Moscow Olympics because of the Soviet Union's occupation of Afghanistan is another example of Polympics.
Yesterday, the Polympians in San Francisco tried to blow out the Olympic Torch, because they were protesting China's occupation of Tibet. That is an example of Polympics.
The increase in gasoline prices following Hurricane Ike. Ike Hike
Dang it, the price of gas was going down, then all of a sudden there's an Ike Spike.
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One who attends church exactly twice per year, on Easter and Christmas, resulting in overcrowding. Necessitates regular churchgoers to arrive 45 minutes earlier than normal in order to find a parking space and a seat.
Wife: Honey, get the kids ready for church.
Husband: But it's forty five minutes early.
Wife: I know. It's Easter. If we don't leave now, the creasters will get all the good seats.
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The political party formerly known as the Republican Party. The oil companies continually bribe the Republicans to prevent taxation of record profits, even though oil companies earn a billion dollars every 15 minutes, the republicans continue to give them tax breaks.
On June 10, 2008, the Republicans in Congress shot down the Democratic proposal to tax the oil companies. Henceforth, the Republicans became the Exxonpublicans.
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East of Phoenix, Arizona. Known for overabundance of payday loan stores, fast-food restaurants and big box stores. Although Mesa is the 3rd largest city in Arizona and the 38th largest city in the United States, most residents of Mesa are backwards uneducated hicks who are trying very hard to stop progress and make sure that Mesa always remains a boring suburb.
Welcome to Jesusland. Oops, I meant Mesa.
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An exclamation and expletive comment/oath regarding ridiculously high price of gasoline and obscene profits of the oil companies. Abbreviated and combined phrase "Fuck Exxon." (Fuck + Exxon = Fuxxon) Like a more forceful way of saying "Oh My" when remarking about high gas prices and excessive profits of oil companies.
Gas is now $3.25 a gallon. Fuxxon me!