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Cohaagen

When you take a surgical tube, wrap it around your neck to cut off the air until your eyes bug out, then jerk off to completion.

GHAAAAHHHAAAAHHHHHGGGGAAAHHHHH!!! Whew, I just pulled a Cohaagen and now it's time to GIV ME DE AIR!!!

by jismjedi June 17, 2009

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One night in Hangkok

Instead of choking yourself, you tie your dick with a piece of string. Then you tie the other end to a closet pole and hang from it. Next, you have a whore come in and jerk you off. You fall to the ground once you go soft. Maybe.

I went to Asia and I figured while I was there, I may as well as spend $5 and get a one night in Hangkok.

by jismjedi June 17, 2009