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lucre snooker

Interjection by a 3rd party whilst in sales negotiations, resulting in a previously interested party refusing what is almost certainly the best life changing product and/or service they would ever invest in.

The financial equivalent of a cock block.

Also known as a dough blow, a bread shred, a buck shuck or a dinero interfero.

"I'd been on the phone for half an hour and she was ready to take the banana grater, fish juicer and cheese bat, along with extended warranty; she was just about to give me her card details when her husband got back and performed a lucre snooker. I got no bonus that day and had to eat from the trash."

by jivehoneyjive March 23, 2008


Snot pocket

A lady's genitalia.

She had a right runny snot pocket- and her manky hanky was hanging out.

by jivehoneyjive March 10, 2008

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Manky hanky

Large labia about a lady's underside, in a similar ilk to wizards sleeve albino fruitbat or badly packed kebab

Man, I know its winter and everyone has a runny nose, but even so, she had a proper manky hanky.

by jivehoneyjive March 10, 2008

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Albino fruitbat

Parts upon a lady which hang down in pairs and flap about when hungry. See flaps

Depending on ethnic origin, the lady who owns the bat may have a non albino fruitbat

It was crazy, she unleashed the albino fruitbat and the draft from its wings near as dammit floored me, I'd never before seen such mighty flaps

by jivehoneyjive March 10, 2008

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gasheous emission

Any member of the human race, excepting those born by caesarian section.

The toxicity of the gasheous emissions varys greatly.

"After years of contemplation, Professor Hawking realised that big bang or no, we are all gasheous emissions".

by jivehoneyjive March 11, 2008

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