Derd

Dumb nerd. Someone who looks, dresses, and behaves like a nerd but doesn’t have a very good job.

I saw Rhonda playing Pokémon go in the city last Thursday. “Get a job Rhonda you derd”.

Nolidays

Days that are not holidays; during the school/university/college term/semester; work days when you aren't on annual leave

1. Zeb: I love the holidays
Mum: same, let's call the days that are not holidays the nolidays
Zeb: nolidays suck
Mum: tell me, nolidays are the worst

2. Yayness, only one more week of nolidays until it's the holidays!

Monday mourning

The feeling of irritability, anxiety, and depression that results from being faced with 5 whole working days before the next weekend

Colleague: “Good morning, how are you today?”
Me: I’m Monday mourning so please go F yourself “

Glay-hole

The depressive dissociation one feels over climate change

I’ve fallen into a glay-hole. Do you know that a western Antarctic glacier is releasing 2.16 billion tonnes of ice into the ocean every year because of climate change?

boartch

Cross between a bitch and a bush pig

You know narelle from finance? She is SUCH a boartch!