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The feeling of irritability, anxiety, and depression that results from being faced with 5 whole working days before the next weekend
Colleague: “Good morning, how are you today?”
Me: I’m Monday mourning so please go F yourself “
Dumb nerd. Someone who looks, dresses, and behaves like a nerd but doesn’t have a very good job.
I saw Rhonda playing Pokémon go in the city last Thursday. “Get a job Rhonda you derd”.
Days that are not holidays; during the school/university/college term/semester; work days when you aren't on annual leave
1. Zeb: I love the holidays
Mum: same, let's call the days that are not holidays the nolidays
Zeb: nolidays suck
Mum: tell me, nolidays are the worst
2. Yayness, only one more week of nolidays until it's the holidays!
Cross between a bitch and a bush pig
You know narelle from finance? She is SUCH a boartch!
The depressive dissociation one feels over climate change
I’ve fallen into a glay-hole. Do you know that a western Antarctic glacier is releasing 2.16 billion tonnes of ice into the ocean every year because of climate change?