Halfway up the staircase

To be partially invested in a particular activity or objective.

John: Hey did you go to class today?
Susan: Yeah, but I was using Facebook on my laptop, so I was only halfway up the staircase

soups bonks

Abbr. Super bonkers. Something that’s so impressive its almost unbelievable

Did you see how close that car was to hitting us??? Jeez that was soups bonks