The saddest and most pathetic things on the internet
Bob is the nicest person ever *INSERT OTHER BULLSHIT USUALLY IN NAME DEFINITIONS HERE*
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Something 12 year old boys wish would happen so they can show off how badass they are.
Sheldon: Imagine if there was a zombie apocalypse! I would use a gun!
John:Sheldon shut up you faggot
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Really fucking sour candy that rots your teeth and makes you regret eating them if you eat too many
3: Teeth start to hurt
5: Tounge starts hurting and you cant eat anything requiring you to chew
10: Tounge is cut and possibly bleeding
25: Breathe wrong and your tounge will hurt
40: Only way to eat more warheads is with a fuckton of painkillers
50: Abandon hope all ye who enter
100+: ...
OH GOD I JUST ATE A BUNCH OF WARHEADS
EVERY TIME I BREATHE IT HURTS
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Shitty gun that not even sandniggers use any more. This doesnt stop cod kiddies from thinking it's the most popular gun to ever exist.
Cod kiddie:WHEN I GROW UP IM GOING TO SHOOT PEOPLE WITH AN AK47
Normal person:Except no one uses Ak47s you autistic fuck
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A mythical being. Experts are trying to prove their existence.
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Amnesia: The Dark Descent (Also known as "That game pewdiepie plays") is an over exaggerated overrated nonscary game where you have to get an orb or kill alexander or some shit no one cares about
The only scary parts were the torch turning on and the brass bull (Probably just me. I had to pause for an hour because i imagined what it would be like in one of those things)
Pewdiepie buttbuddy:OMG DID YOU SEE PEWDIEPIES NEW AMNESIA DARK DESCENT VIDEO ITS SOOO SCARY OMG PEWDIEPIE IS THE BEST
Normal person:Shut up you autistic fuck
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