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When people walking toward each other on a sidewalk deliberately refuse to alter their paths in a game of chicken, usually resulting in one party stepping aside at the last minute to avoid violating social distancing boundaries.
When our eyes met from behind our masks, I knew we were about to play social distancing chicken.
Mamazon- A compound word that combines the words mammary and Amazon. An alternative name for the great digital teat upon which much of humanity suckles.
Me: Oh, look honey, more packages from Mamazon! I feel so nourished and cared for.
My wife: You really need to see a therapist.
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A comfortable chair located in a department store or boutique, strategically positioned to allow tired bros to rest while wives or girlfriend shop.
Oh yes! Just when I thought I was going to collapse I found a sweet bro chair at Nordstroms.
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As is often the case in business, people will defer talking about difficult or less relevant topics by suggesting that the parties in question discuss said topics over a beer. These beer infused conversations are conbeersations.
I think the central point is that our business is failing to address our customer's needs. Let's agree to defer the other subjects to a conbeersation later this week.