Bed-Lightning

The flashes of light that come from your partner's FitBit during love making.

"During sex last night, the bed-lightning coming from her FitBit was intense."

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Faux-Geek

Fake-Geek - someone of limited technical ability who likes comics or science-fiction or video games but doesn't have any TRUE geek qualities (like knowing a lot about computers or math or science).

"That Apple fan-boy is just another faux-geek. Android's just too complicated for him."

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